the inaka is nice and safe.........i think!

Friday night i couldnt be arsed cooking so went to the local bar to grab a feed and have a couple of beers. chatted with the locals and have now befriended my local policeman, Kawada. hes a legend. still cant understand all of what he says but hes a legend nonetheless. sorry, couldnt take a photo with him. found out a few disturbing things tho. firstly that after 5pm there are no policemen on duty. if u r in danger or have an emergency of some kind, then, and only then do they come to help. But Kawada usually goes to the local bar afterwork and on this night was quite toasted. i then proceeded to ask him, "so what happens when theres an emergency of some kind during the night? how do u go to respond to it? u cant really drive can u? " he said, "yeah, its ok tho, i will run there!" i pissed myself laughing at hearing this! can u imagine some drunk policeman stagger running to the scene of the crime and either passing out half way or once he arrives? or him shooting some suspicious looking tree? or a policeman getting done for drink driving on duty? we are not as safe as we think we are........hehe