A good reason why there are ALT'S

I received a lovely fax from the person in charge of the English classes at Yamada Primary the other day letting me know my class schedule for this term. Her English is shitty but at least she tries and u can sort of understand what shes trying to say. She is also the special needs students teacher and she also wanted to also ask me about things we can do during their classes e.g. hand-make ice cream etc. This is what she wrote to me:

Dear Stephen,
How are you?
The day of rain continues.
However, it wishes the day when it makes ice cream and the day of the athletic meet to want you to clear up.
Are you interested in the paper folding? Because an interesting book was found, it this time introduces it.

We are looking forward to seeing you.

School lunch will be served you.

......hehe. absolute comedy! No wonder they need ALTs to work in primary schools.