An Awesome ALT Soccer Tournament.....except for the shitty accomodation

G'day folks! Well i had just about one of the best weekends ever thanks to all the members of our Kochi Prefecture soccer team! We sucked on the first day but came back to form on the second day!! It all started when i picked up Jess and Dom afterwork on Friday night. after getting a vid out, we hit the hay, only to wake up 3 hours later and head into Kochi City to meet up with some of the other guys who knew the way there. After about 3 or so hours of driving (give or take half an hour thanks to the lack of direction we all have), we got there on time only to lose all of our matches that day! We tried our best but we were definitely up against some of the most serious teams (ie. those wankers from osaka who gave us the wrong directions and abused the shit out of themselves even when they were up 4-0). Thankfully Mika came with her friend from Kobe to visit for the day and then left back for Kobe just before dinner at our shitty little hotel. But hey, none of that shit got us Kochi boys down as we soon started to do what we are famous for, yes thats right, get well pissed and worry about the rest in the morning.
Now, I havent had a chance to meet most of the Kochi boys and girls but they are all legends! We all got to the club and had a blast! cant remember most of the night. Tho i do remember Aaron sticking his Duncans beer coin where the sun-dont-shine (can i shake ur hand?), there was a meat raffle (or so we thought), there was the local village ho, the why-the-hell-did-i-do-that tequilla shot, me helping some guys try tune these 2 hot j-chicks, and me kissing a reindeer. anyways, next topic....
We all eventually woke up the next morning with bad hangovers, only to have some sorry ass excuse for breakfast before heading out to our next match. I think our team plays better hungover, as we managed to win all three games thanks to our penalty goal kickers and paul, the human wall. Thy fury was definitely released and i managed to not injure anyone, including Erics family. Sorry about ur wrist eric. After our last match we got into 9th place, which is heaps better than being dead last like we were the day b4. Then we got our beer trophy and did the drive back home. Once i finally got home, i took a long hot bath and headed off to bed.......classic weekend.