Funny things seem to keep happening in the inaka in Japan

Last night i decided to kick back for a bit after work and watch some Japanese TV. During the commercial break for some programme where some old bitch thinks she knows everything and tells gullible Japanese people how to live their lives, an add came on and the product was called Fetus Lotion. Now it isnt pronounced properly ( not like feetus ) but in japanese it was フェイティス・ローション. Of course i immediately pissed myself laughing at this.
And today, after finishing one of my classes at Odochi primary and returning to my BOE, the people there told me that someone had stacked their car in front of my house in the storm drain. Therefore, I had to go and check it out for myself and take a picture. And here it is:

I have no idea whose car that is but that is my local policeman checking everything out and directing the few cars that actually need to drive past.
I have no idea how this person got his car like that but it just proves how shit Japanese drivers are. dumbasses