Lesson learnt: Never go to USJ during Golden Week

The post is a bit late but i need to clear up some space on my fone for all the pics ive taken lately so what better way to tell u about my trip with mika to Universal Studios Japan. While i was in kobe mika had the idea of going to USJ. I agreed with her and recommended that we shouldnt go on the weekend as itll be packed. U would think it would make a difference, but it didnt! It was a beautiful hot day but i couldnt enjoy myself from the time i saw the line to get into the place. We patiently waited for an hour to pay for our tickets in (5500yen........bloody rip off) and waited almost half an hour just to get thru the main gate. From then, the place was packed with people and mika was fart arsing around with various shit. U couldnt walk in a straight line, it was that busy! And those bastard little kids kept walking around not taking any attention to where they were walking. You'd think someone of my stature in Japan would be the one dodging people but i was. I respect Japan but when it comes to be crowds, they can be so rude and ignorant its not funny. We then decided to go on the Spiderman ride because i hadnt yet been on it coz it wasnt there when i had last been to USJ. After walking thru the masses, we got to the line for the spiderman line only to see a sign saying "From this point it is a 185 minute wait!!" WHAT THE FARMER BROWN.....?!?!!? knowing it was gonna be like this anywhere we went we jumped in line and tested our patience to the extremes........it was hell! hehe. after waiting for three hours, we enjoyed our 5 minute ride helping spiderman catch the baddies!!! it was really worth the wait (SARCASM!!). by that time is was way past lunchtime and we were starving and decided to grab a bite....but no matter where we went it was over an hour wait for food so we decided "fuck it, lets just go on another ride and not think about food for awhile." so we then went to line up for the Jurassic Park ride since Mika had never been on it before. And i kid u not, we waited for 4 whole fucking hours to ride that thing. By the time we got off that, it was 7pm and getting dark so we ganbare'd and had some dinner before going to see the new Peter Pan show they have going recently. We couldnt see shit as people had been sitting down in the good seats for a few hours before the show started. fact. all u could see was Peter Pan flying around like a gay parrot saving his boyfriend Wendy...hehe. Didnt take many fotos of the park as we were literally in line all day. In the end, we only managed to ride 2 rides and piss each other off because we were both frustrated by how mental it was. There had to be at least 50,000 people there and that is just bullshit coz the only people benefiting from it is USJ themselves by ripping off everyone charging 60 bucks a pop for 2 rides and a shitty show! anyways, enjoy the pics.....

This is one of many pics of us in line. We appear to be quite sane for the time being.

or maybe not!

There were times when i wanted to this......

....and there were times where we bored shitless.

There were times where i had to do the usual boyfriend thing and walk into a shop full of pink.........

.....and there were good times like this!

Overall, we both managed not to rip out each others hair and made the best out of a shitty situation.