Warning: The following engrish may be offensive to ur sense of humour

Not that i have been keeping an eye out for funny english (it just keeps falling in my lap), but i have found a couple of classic shirts which make absolutely no sense. here are said shirts:
For those unfortunate enough not to be able to read this it says: "ALL STEADIES. The taste of a new sense. Anyone is cheerful and safe only with The food 1972 which gives all a dream MASTER COCK. A free feeling thinks that you may take it to all VERY GENTLE PEOPLE. American cherry pie Type 2"
NO MORE CONCENTRATE. If you sould like to come, I will waiting here. We cannot help comming if you are busy. When you get tired, walk slowly. It's OK. But you must over this slope sooner later. After later ～

WHAT THE HELL ARE JAPANESE PEOPLE ON WHEN THEY WRITE UP THIS SHIT?!?!?!?!